An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to L.A. when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean." The American repeated, "What kind of "ese" are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you? Are you Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc....??? "The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and aked: "What kind of "kee" are you?"
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of "-kee" am I?"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee or monkee?"
... so blöd, hahaha...